20+ Wickedly Entertaining Stories for Retelling Jokes
With Epic Jokes, windup friends and family with these long-winded, hilarious jokes!
A miniature sound machine that plays a selection of fart noises. Ideal for pranking and annoying friends and family! Includes four sound effects (pressing the button cycles through each effect) Uses 3 × LR41 button batteries (included) Safety information: Not for children under 3 years. Button batteries can be easily swallowed and cause serious harm. Keep them away from children. Ensure battery cover is secured correctly before use. Product materials: Sound machine: Plastic, Metal Packaging material: Backing card with Euro hook slot: Card (Commonly recyclable) Product dimensions: width: 4.6cm, length: 4.6cm, height: 1.4cm, weight: 15.0gPackaged dimensions: width: 8.0cm, length: 12.0cm, height: 1.5cm, weight: 21.0g
Grow Up! You're a Dad Book
‘So you’ve got a baby on the way? Really?!You’ve got a lot of growing up to do! Filled to the brim with tips, tricks and dad jokes to help you on your fatherhood journey, get ready to become a father figure with Grow Up, You’re a Dad!’ Fatherhood is the biggest (and scariest!) adventure you’ll ever embark on. It’s a big task to take on… and let’s be honest, dad-to-be, you’re not ready! But there’s nothing to fear, we’ve got you! With Grow Up! You’re a Dad, we’ll give you all the vital advice and information that a new dad needs – from changing nappies, to what to pack for the hospital, to how to prepare for your new responsibility, you’ll be ready for fatherhood in no time! Filled with advice, tips, and tricks across 128 pages, with quotes and dad jokes to boot, all in a hardcover format, Grow Up! You’re a Dad is the perfect new dad gift! Are you ready to grow up?!
Light up any outdoor space with this retro style lantern in green. No lamp oil is required, simply add batteries for a warm, flicker-free glow. Perfect for camping trips, garden decor or patio gatherings at home. Measures approximately 24 cm tall Requires 4 × AA batteries (not included) Adjustable brightness
Perfect little token to pop inside a card to tell a loved one how you feel or to celebrate an occasion
Perfect little token to pop inside a card to tell a loved one how you feel or to celebrate an occasion
Can you remember the flashing sequence? Can you remember and copy the ever-increasing random flashing light and sound sequence? Follow 15 steps to win. The memory maze now comes in plastic-free packaging.
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Love You Daddy
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Love You Mummy
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Love You Nan
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Love You Sis
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Special Daughter
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
Porcelain Heart - Special Grandaughter
Size: 4.5 x 4.5 x 0.5cm
An 18" (46cm) robotic grabbing device. A mechanised robotic claw with pull-and-release functions, enabling you to pick up any object from a distance!A fun and practical gadget for children of any age to enjoy.
Rubber coated steel bottle 500ml - Petrol blue
Keep drinks cool for up to 24 hours and hot for up to 12 hours in this eco-friendly water bottle in a stylish shade of petrol blue. This reusable water bottle also has a soft touch rubberlike exterior for slip-free sipping. Includes matching screw on lid Capacity: 500ml Do not microwave or freeze Not dishwasher safe Dairy beverages, juices, and alcohol can cause pressure build up and lid failure
Rubber coated travel cup 350ml - Orange
Stay refreshed in style with this rubber coated travel cup in orange. Perfect for enjoying drinks on the go. It also features a plastic lid and sliding cover for direct sipping or use of straws. A great gift for coffee and tea lovers! Capacity: 350ml Hand wash only
Metal version of the timeless 1930s spring toy High quality metal spring that walks down stairs or slopes. Extends and then snaps back to shape.
Self Inflating Whoopee Cushion
Surprise friends and family with this classic prank toy! This classic whoopee cushion self inflates, meaning you can use it time and time again! Inflict this surprise on a whole new generation!
Stainless steel and leather bracelet - Brown
Simple 6mm, high quality leather bracelet. The stainless steel bayonet clasp closes with a click and twist action, guided closing is made very easy with the aid of an additional magnet.
A classic toy skydiver in red, with non-tangle parachute in red, white and blue. Simply throw the skydiver up into the air and watch them float downwards to a safe landing. Perfect for party bags, stocking fillers and for general play! Parachute cannot get tangled due to the use of a single ribbon to attach the figure to the parachute Parachute diameter: approx. 42 cm Height of skydiver figure: approx. 10 cm Total height: approx. 60 cm Caution: This product contains a long cord that could pose a choking or strangulation hazard. Parental supervision is recommended. Not for children under 3 years. Product materials: Skydiver figure: Plastic (PP); Parachute: Polyester Packaging material: Box: Card (commonly recyclable) Product dimensions: width: 42cm, length: 42cm, height: 60cm, weight: 20g Packaged dimensions: width: 9cm, length: 13.5cm, height: 4cm, weight: 37g
Tribal Men’s Recycled Bracelet - Brown
7mm 2-wrap flat recycled leather bracelet with magnetic stainless steel slide clasp in matt Ion Plating.
Start your day the barista way with a morning coffee in this vintage-inspired mug. An ideal gift for a coffee-addict who loves unique mugs!
Vintage coffee mug - Morning brew
Kickstart your day the stylish way with a morning brew in this vintage-inspired mug. An ideal gift for someone who loves unique mugs! Capacity: approx. 350ml Dishwasher safe
A fun and easy handheld game, that doesn't require any batteries! Collect points by getting as many coloured rings as possible onto the two scoring pegs in the middle of the play area. Move the rings by pressing either of the control buttons. Perfect for keeping children entertained on long journeys or a rainy day. Comes in red and features a robot in space as the background of the play area Not for children under 3 years Product materials: Water Game: plastic, water Packaging material: Box with Euro Hanger: card (commonly recyclable) Product dimensions: width: 7.7cm, length: 17cm, height: 2.2cm, weight: 81g Packaged dimensions: width: 10cm, length: 17.3cm, height: 2.2cm, weight: 103g